GRUNT HAUS — Sore As Fuck, Earned This Shit, Dick-Kicking Good
Post-Workout Recovery

Soak The Stupid Day Off.

The day beat your ass.
This is your reward.

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SOAK THE STUPID DAY OFF THE DAY BEAT YOUR ASS. THIS IS YOUR REWARD. YOU SHOWED UP. NOW TAKE THE DAMN WIN. WHEN THE DAY KICKS HARD. KICK BACK HARDER. KEEP DRY. KEEP HONEST. SOAK THE STUPID DAY OFF THE DAY BEAT YOUR ASS. THIS IS YOUR REWARD. YOU SHOWED UP. NOW TAKE THE DAMN WIN. WHEN THE DAY KICKS HARD. KICK BACK HARDER. KEEP DRY. KEEP HONEST.

Pick Your
Damage.

3 Scent Profiles
Epsom + Dead Sea Base
12 OZ · Post-Workout
Sore As Fuck — Pine Damage
Scent Profile
Sore As F*ck
Pine Damage
Fir Needle · Eucalyptus · Cedarwood
Earned This Shit — Citrus Bruise
Scent Profile
Earned This S*it
Citrus Bruise
Bergamot · Juniper · Vetiver
Dick-Kicking Good — Cold Slap
Scent Profile
Dick-Kicking Good
Cold Slap
Peppermint · Black Pepper · Cedarwood

Not Self-Care.
Maintenance.

The gym is where you break down. The soak is where you rebuild. Mineral compounds that flush lactic acid, cool inflammation, and reset your body so you can do it all again tomorrow.

Keep Dry. Keep Honest.

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