Post-Workout Recovery

Soak The Stupid Day Off.

The day beat your ass.
This is your reward.

SOAK THE STUPID DAY OFF ⚡ THE DAY BEAT YOUR ASS. THIS IS YOUR REWARD. ⚡ YOU SHOWED UP. NOW TAKE THE DAMN WIN. ⚡ WHEN THE DAY KICKS HARD. KICK BACK HARDER. ⚡ KEEP DRY. KEEP HONEST. ⚡ SOAK THE STUPID DAY OFF ⚡ THE DAY BEAT YOUR ASS. THIS IS YOUR REWARD. ⚡ YOU SHOWED UP. NOW TAKE THE DAMN WIN. ⚡ WHEN THE DAY KICKS HARD. KICK BACK HARDER. ⚡ KEEP DRY. KEEP HONEST. ⚡

Pick Your
Damage.

3 Scent Profiles
Epsom + Dead Sea Base
12 OZ · Post-Workout

Scent Profile

Sore As F*ck

Pine Damage

Fir Needle · Eucalyptus · Cedarwood

Scent Profile

Earned This S*it

Citrus Bruise

Bergamot · Juniper · Vetiver

Scent Profile

Dick-Kicking Good

Cold Slap

Peppermint · Black Pepper · Cedarwood

Not Self-Care.
Maintenance.

The gym is where you break down. The soak is where you rebuild. Mineral compounds that flush lactic acid, cool inflammation, and reset your body so you can do it all again tomorrow.

Keep Dry. Keep Honest.

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Soak The Stupid Day Off.

Pick YourDamage.

Not Self-Care. Maintenance.

Get Your First Soak.

Pick Your
Damage.

Not Self-Care.
Maintenance.